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88-Year-Old Woman Grabs Naked Intruder's Testicles...he un-trudes.
News Type: Event — Seeded on Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:27 PM EST
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A naked intruder was scared away by the 88-year-old woman whose home he invaded. KPTV's Jamie Wilson reports.
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{"commentId":4616613,"authorDomain":"jcatom"}
You have to listen to the sound. I kid you not. She was out picking up logs to put in her stove and after she came back in, he was there...his name...Michael Dick.<br /><br /><br />Every now and then, one like this comes along. It's too hard to pass up.
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- 8 votes
#1 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:31 PM EST{"commentId":4616649,"authorDomain":"jcatom"}
hmmm, guess it wasn't xhtml mode.
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- 5 votes
{"commentId":4616643,"authorDomain":"danields"}
Don't mess with old folks, we've got nothing to lose!
Go Granny.
Anyone for some Rocky Mountain oysters?
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- 6 votes
#2 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:34 PM EST{"commentId":4616728,"authorDomain":"seward"}
"Dick by name and a "dick" by nature.
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- 4 votes
#3 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:42 PM EST{"commentId":4617045,"authorDomain":"adouglass3"}
God I miss Richard Pryor! He would have had a field day with this. It sounds alot like his story about going to the dentist..."we're not going to hurt each other, are we?"
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- 6 votes
#4 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:17 PM EST{"commentId":4617710,"authorDomain":"inghar2004"}
I couldn't hear the clip cause of Vista driver screwups, but I want to say, "Good for her." "Way to go."
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- 3 votes
#5 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:35 PM EST{"commentId":4617724,"authorDomain":"gaian2000"}
Ooops - wrong comment!
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- 1 vote
{"commentId":4617720,"authorDomain":"gaian2000"}
You got to admire this nice lady. She overcame the societal taboo of touching a naked man and got the "upper hand." I like to hear some good news once in a while.
Thanks for bringing this to our attention JC. I needed a laugh.
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- 5 votes
#6 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:37 PM EST{"commentId":4636760,"authorDomain":"gregziglar"}
There is a taboo against touching a naked body?
Oh dear.
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":4617891,"authorDomain":"darkdingo"}
Oh, man! We needed a good laugh to close out the year!
I'm glad the lady is OK, this really could have turned out MUCH less comical... At least now Mr Dick is somewhere where his nekkid butt will truly be appreciated, esp in the showers.
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- 7 votes
#7 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:01 PM EST{"commentId":4618131,"authorDomain":"dougdemilo"}
a nun was walking through the park one day when a flasher jumped out and threw open his coat. she thought for a minute and asked the man, "I've never seen a naked man before, can I touch one of your testicles?" the man was taken aback and replied, " O..OK...I guess so." and she reached out and grabbed one of his testicles and bounced it a bit. " can I feel the other one?" " I guess so." so she grabbed the other testicle and started slamming them together as fast and hard as she could saying "DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!"
OK, it really works better as a visual joke :)
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- 6 votes
#8 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:40 PM EST{"commentId":4618175,"authorDomain":"fembird3"}
I bet ya that's the most action she's gotten in a long time; lol Good job granny!
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- 5 votes
#9 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:46 PM EST{"commentId":4619133,"authorDomain":"dryver008"}
LOL Michael Dick. Can I get you to turn your head and cough? You go granny. You should have ripped it off and showed him what the other end looked like.
Granny 1 Intruder 0
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- 6 votes
#10 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:14 PM EST{"commentId":4619153,"authorDomain":"fembird3"}
lol
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- 4 votes
{"commentId":4620305,"authorDomain":"darkdingo"}
I think Granny got 0, too... actually, she got 00
a "pair" of 00s
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- 6 votes
{"commentId":4689084,"authorDomain":"sarain"}
lol!! This Grandma was a smart one!
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- 1 vote
{"commentId":4621653,"authorDomain":"LAUHAL63"}
New & Improved Granny with Kung-Fu grip. :)
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- 9 votes
#11 - Thu Jan 1, 2009 10:31 AM EST{"commentId":4622086,"authorDomain":"luvsjohn58"}
I loved this one! How stupid can aman be?? The old lady should gey a medal! Why not? we give golden statues to crackheads who don't remember their own names!!
Loye oy, Greanny! there is somebody meaner than the Littlle Od' Lady from Pasadena! Or, maybe this is where she ended uo wgen she lost her driver's license?
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- 3 votes
#12 - Thu Jan 1, 2009 11:29 AM EST{"commentId":4635955,"authorDomain":"Shazam"}
What the heck? A guy named Dick tries to rape an 88 year old? I hope granny hurt him! Idiot! Way to go granny!
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- 4 votes
#13 - Fri Jan 2, 2009 3:13 PM EST{"commentId":4662013,"authorDomain":"rlm1216"}
I guess she just had herself some holiday nuts!
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- 2 votes
#14 - Sun Jan 4, 2009 5:42 PM EST{"commentId":4662754,"authorDomain":"darkdingo"}
she's her own sweet nutcracker?
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":4664494,"authorDomain":"dougdemilo"}
....Chester's nuts roasting on an open fire..........
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- 4 votes
{"commentId":4662884,"authorDomain":"MrsBrady"}
I Hope the creepy jerk hurt for a long time !!
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- 4 votes
#15 - Sun Jan 4, 2009 7:13 PM EST{"commentId":4663528,"authorDomain":"darkdingo"}
I think the woman deserves the "Golden Nutcracker Award"
[OK, there's the toy-soldier nutcracker, a couple walnuts...now where did I put that gold spraypaint???]
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- 5 votes
#16 - Sun Jan 4, 2009 8:10 PM EST{"commentId":4663535,"authorDomain":"KJAkers"}
All I can Say is DITTO to all posts
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- 4 votes
#17 - Sun Jan 4, 2009 8:11 PM EST{"commentId":4663727,"authorDomain":"Rixar13"}
Yeah, don't mess with Grannie because she will take you for a tour and you will follow....
Mr. Dick will be dropping the soap in the showers now. Smile....
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- 3 votes
#18 - Sun Jan 4, 2009 8:28 PM EST{"commentId":4663896,"authorDomain":"vladdierocks16"}
Right on Granny!!!
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- 2 votes
#19 - Sun Jan 4, 2009 8:42 PM EST{"commentId":4693257,"authorDomain":"theangryblonde"}
Good for her!! Hopefully he's learned his lesson and will think twice the next time...hopefully, there won't be a next time.
Watch some lawyer try and sue her for hurting him...it wouldn't surprise me.
TAB~
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- 2 votes
#20 - Tue Jan 6, 2009 8:23 PM EST{"canLink":false,"threadId":"457617","isPrivate":false}
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