"I don't think they'll kidnap me again. I think if they wanted to kidnap somebody they'd be inclined to go for a much younger man... "
Yeah, those MILFs are kinda known for that aren't they--going for younger men and all?
Gotta love a hot MILF
After reading the title and quoted paragraph, I started looking for the satire tag or the link to be to the Onion... hilariously, I found neither.
My ex-wife was from the Philippines her family had no love for the MLF as they murdered two of her cousin,s who where in the army. But there again she was supposed to have a distant relative in the NPA.There's is one thing I found whilst out there, there's no love between either side in Mindanao.
Wouldn't Christian Science Monitor be an oxymoron?
Yeah, because there was never a Christian scientist, right?
The Christian Science Monitor was founded by the woman who founded the Church of Christian Science.
The Church of Christian Science is the one you occasionally read about in the news when the parents of some cancer-stricken child are taken to court because they don't believe in the medicine that could save the kid's life. They believe that if you pray hard enough, God will cure you of leukemia or regrow that leg for you.
While I don't agree with their religion, their journalism is actually very good.
While I don't agree with their religion, their journalism is actually very good.
Seconded.
It's a shame that's another newspaper whose printed version is going the way of the dinosaur leaving only an online remnant.
"The MILF is a mass-based organization with an objective, and it won't commit an act that would tarnish its reputation. In fact, the MILF always wants to project a good image not only within the Philippines but also in the entire world," Jaafar said.
Good Lord, do you think we should tell this organization that a name change might be a good idea. A MILF with a good reputation sounds like a great idea, though.
project a good image
not very bright! suggest they stop kidnapping people.
Ssssssssssnicker.
Not snickering at a man being kidnapped, that's awful. But the name. C'mon you giggled too.
It's the only reason I seeded this one. Not very nice, I know...but couldn't help myself.
Wondering if my wife would buy it: "But Honey, the MILF kidnapped me!"
Actually a MILF with a good reputation gave him a full release. At least it was a happy ending.
Actually a MILF with a good reputation gave him a full release.
Why does it not surprise me that there is, in fact, a website called fullreleasemilf.com? But it's just a blog page that no one ever put any content in.
Dang, I was just joking. Maybe this has already gone too far.
Har har hardy har har harhar harhar!!! At least he didn't get mauled by a cougar!
They really got to rethink their name.
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